THIS IS THE NEW DOGGY BECAUSE BUDDY WENT TO LIVE ON A BIG QUIET FARM IN THE CATSKILLS. THIS DOG HAS NO REAL NAME. THE PEOPLE WHO RESCUED HIM CALLED HIM ROMEO.
HE'S SO CURIOUS, I WAS GOING TO CALL HIM CURIOUS GEORGE, BUT I DON'T LIKE THE NAME GEORGE ANYMORE.
HIS LEGS ARE SO LONG I WAS GOING TO CALL HIM 'FRED' FOR FRED ASTAIRE. NAH.
HE PRANCES LIKE A SHOW HORSE BUT 'PRANCER' IS A STUPID NAME. "HERE PRANCER, HERE PRANCER." CAN'T DO THAT.
I EXPECTED JIMMY CAGNEY BUT I GOT JIMMY STEWART SO I WAS GOING TO CALL HIM JIMMY. I DON'T KNOW.
HE DOESN'T MAKE ANY NOISE, NO BARKING OR CRYING, SO I WAS GOING TO CALL HIM HARPO, BUT THAT REMINDS ME OF OPRAH SO I DON'T WANT TO CALL HIM THAT EITHER.
HE MOVES SO FAST I WAS GOING TO CALL HIM 'LIGHTNING' OR 'LIZARD'
HE'S GENTLE AND SHY AND CUDDLY SO I WAS GOING TO CALL HIM 'FAIGELEH' BUT YOUR UNCLE MIGHT TAKE OFFENSE. ANYWAY, I DON'T THINK FAIGELEH'S ARE ALWAYS SO NICE AND GENTLE.
I COULD CALL HIM ZACK OR JACK, OR JAKE. I LIKE BEN, BUT THAT'S A RAT.
WHAT DO YOU AND YOUR DAD THINK?
